Im going to eat ham, lots of ham, i fucking love christmas ham, if i ever find the man who created christmas ham im going to suck his dick, my favorite part of krimus is when we eat ham, i dont care about the gifts anymore, im growing up and the gifts are getting boring like my age, but you know what will never get boring? HAM, FUCKING HAM. If someone asks if i have a current addiction, i respond with krimus ham, cigs and vapes are for maggots, ham is for smart people. Did i mention i like krimus ham?