This week I had to make a promotional flyer for graphic design class, so I made a newgrounds one.

I won't post this in the art portal since I made this in canva and the art doesn't belong to me lool

I LIKE MEN GOD DAMNIT

I LIKE DICK

I LIKE KISSING BOTH MEN AND WOMEN

BUT I WOULD FUCK A MAN

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Nope its not nsfw art, im too young for that.

Its medic tf2 fanart!!

but it will get weird... REALLY weird. Have you seen 1 man 1 jar? Of course you did, thats why you're in newgrounds, dummy.

Heres a little sneak peek

These are the references im using, the penguin meme (i forgot his name again) is just for comedy, again...

ITS NOT GOING TO BE PORN.

I know im never serious in most of my news posts, but this is.

I want all the people who support these guys out of my NG page and any of my socials, even thought i dont have many fans, this is a safe space for people from all races, sexualities, religions, genders, disabilities, etc. Most of these people are getting their rights taken away.

I may not be american, but i have friends and family who live there, thats why im making this news post.

Im closer to drawing hentai now (jk) two years more and i will turn 18, ik i need to get more serious now, but some people think 16 is still a baby, and its true, a lot of events happen when youre older.

But what matters rn is that its my birthday, and i get money as a gift (sometimes)

I may be 16, but my back is 61 lol

this is my first time experimenting with perspective, I'm also planning to make this B/W since I'm not good at coloring

also, I'm listening to this album while drawing this https://open.spotify.com/album/4Ii2BtJDsrOXL8EkrLvzAm?si=7VIe-B3gQhe1qhuF-lEtDA

My spine hurts,

My nose is itchy,

My knees ALSO hurt,

I feel weak

IM DYING RAAAAAAAGH!!

Im rotting in my bed as i type this, my body really hurts, im home alone and we dont have any ibuprofen :( im gonna die b4 2k15 :((((( jk but still all i have drank today was water and gingerbread tea

I hope i get better by tomorrow bc i dont want to start the year like this :/

Im going to eat ham, lots of ham, i fucking love christmas ham, if i ever find the man who created christmas ham im going to suck his dick, my favorite part of krimus is when we eat ham, i dont care about the gifts anymore, im growing up and the gifts are getting boring like my age, but you know what will never get boring? HAM, FUCKING HAM. If someone asks if i have a current addiction, i respond with krimus ham, cigs and vapes are for maggots, ham is for smart people. Did i mention i like krimus ham?

I wont spoil any part here bc it is so good, the end made me shed a tear because HOOLY SHIT IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

Thanks to valve for finally listening to our cries, now im having a trully jolly smissmas!

You should go give it a read... NOW!

Shadow el erizo es un hijo de puta. Se meó encima de mi maldita mujer. Así es, sacó su maldita polla de erizo y se meó encima de mi maldita mujer, y dijo que su polla era ASÍ DE GRANDE. Y yo dije "¡eso es asqueroso!" Así que voy a hacer una publicación en mi twitter.com: "Shadow el erizo, tienes una polla pequeña, es del tamaño de esta nuez excepto que es MUCHO más pequeña". Y adivina qué, así es como se ve mi polla: PFFFFFFFFGJT. Así es nena. Toda puntiaguda, sin púas, sin almohadas, mira eso parece dos bolas y un salchichón. Se folló a mi mujer así que adivina qué, voy a FOLLAR LA TIERRA. ASÍ ES, ESTO ES LO QUE OBTIENE, MI SÚPER LÁSER DE PIS. Excepto que no voy a mear en la tierra, voy a ir más alto. ¡Me voy a mear en la LUUUUUUNA! ¿Qué te parece eso, OBAMA? ¡ME MEÉ EN LA LUNA, IDIOTA! Tienes veintitrés horas antes de que las gotitas de pis caigan en la maldita tierra, ¡ahora sal de mi maldita vista antes de que me mee en ti también!